"Its A Girl Thing" joke

I shave my legs
I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree
I don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
I can balance the checkbook
I can pump my own gas
I can talk to my friends about the size of my bottom
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes a long time.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong
I don't drive in circles at any cost, and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost
I Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon every time I have to go to the john
Hey, put the seat down,'cause I won't leave it up!
I never forget an important date
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
I don't watch movies with lots of gore
I don't need instant replay to remember the score
I won't lose my hair
I don't get jock itch
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best
I don't have a problem expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling
Now, you must forward this to at least 5 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of shopping and lose a credit card, you'll break a nail when you pump gas, you'll forget to pick up one of your children, you'll accidentally wear 2 different shoes to work and your husband/mate will not give you that jewelry you've been wishing for! (so buy it yourself!)