"Jatt Winning A Nobel Prize" joke
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a jatt standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the jatt is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the jatt and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The jatt replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
A jatt and a normal man met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The jatt bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the man replied,' I'll take that bet!' Anyway, sure more...