"Jewish Mothers make such good parole officers ..." joke
Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make such good parole officers? A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
A woman is having a problem with her closet door, it was falling off every time a bus was passing by.
So she called a repair man.
The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls off every time a bus passes by.
"OK, I'm going to see what is going on, more...
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl has her finger in his butt, and she's reaming away with a vengeance.
The cop says, "What the hell is going more...
Some Charles Manson followers are currently being considered for parole. The parole board said, "As long as they're not following Marilyn Manson."
As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade five.
This is Mike's Ebonics homework vocabulary assignment.
He must use each new word in a sentence.
1. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fights the other night. more...
What do you call a pimple on a Polak`s ass? A brain tumor.