Parole Jokes

Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make such good parole officers? A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Some Charles Manson followers are currently being considered for parole. The parole board said, "As long as they're not following Marilyn Manson."

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade five.
This is Mike's Ebonics homework vocabulary assignment.
He must use each new word in a sentence.
1. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
somebody get that cat a comb.
2. Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, I got no money fore close.
3. Rectum
I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment,
they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Israel
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch is rael".
6. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
7. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me a coustic
and took me to the pool hall.
8. Iraq
When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle "i raq, you more...