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    A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS OAKLAND HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THEY TEACH EBONICS AS A SECOND LANGUAGE. LAST WEEK HE WAS GIVEN AN EASY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PUT EACH OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS IN A SENTENCE. THIS IS WHAT LEROY DID.
    1. RECTUM: I HAD TWO CADILLACS, BUT MY OL'LADY RECTUM BOTH.
    2. HOTEL: I GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND DA CRABS AND THE HOTEL EVERYBODY.
    3. ODYSSEY: I TOLD MY BRO, YOU ODYSSEY THE JUGS ON THIS HOE.
    4. STAIN: MY MOTHER-IN-LAW AXED IF I WAS STAIN FOR DINNER AGAIN.
    5. SELDOM: MY COUSIN GAVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE KNICKS GAME, SO I SELDOM.
    6. PENIS: I WENT TO DA DOCTOR AND HE HANDED ME A CUP AND SAID PENIS.
    7. CATACOMB: DON KING WAS AT THE FIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT, MAN, SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CATACOMB.
    8. FORCLOSE: IF I PAY ALIMONY THIS MONTH, I'LL HAVE NO MONEY FORCLOSE.
    9. UNDERMINE: THERE IS A FINE LOOKIN' HOE LIVIN' IN THE APARTMENT UNDERMINE.
    10. TRIPOLI: I WAS GONNA BUY MY OLD LADY A BRA BUT I more...

    A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS OAKLAND HIGH SCHOOL WHERE THEY TEACH EBONICS AS A SECOND LANGUAGE. LAST WEEK HE WAS GIVEN AN EASY HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS PUT EACH OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS IN A SENTENCE. THIS IS WHAT LEROY DID. 1. RECTUM: I HAD TWO CADILLACS, BUT MY OL'LADY RECTUM BOTH. 2. HOTEL: I GAVE MY GIRLFRIEND DA CRABS AND THE HOTEL EVERYBODY. 3. ODYSSEY: I TOLD MY BRO, YOU ODYSSEY THE JUGS ON THIS HOE. 4. STAIN: MY MOTHER-IN-LAW AXED IF I WAS STAIN FOR DINNER AGAIN. 5. SELDOM: MY COUSIN GAVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE KNICKS GAME, SO I SELDOM. 6. PENIS: I WENT TO DA DOCTOR AND HE HANDED ME A CUP AND SAID PENIS. 7. CATACOMB: DON KING WAS AT THE FIGHT THE OTHER NIGHT, MAN, SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CATACOMB. 8. FORCLOSE: IF I PAY ALIMONY THIS MONTH, I'LL HAVE NO MONEY FORCLOSE. 9. UNDERMINE: THERE IS A FINE LOOKIN' HOE LIVIN' IN THE APARTMENT UNDERMINE. 10. TRIPOLI: I WAS GONNA BUY MY OLD LADY A BRA BUT I COULDN'T FINE NO TRIPOLI. 12. more...

    Jhonny is 18 and in the 8th grade. Homework is hard for him.
    One day, Jhonny got an easy homework assignment that required
    him to put each of the following vocabulary words in a
    sentence. Here's what he wrote, Ebonic style.
    1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the' hotel' everybody.
    2. RECTUM - I had two Caddilacs, but my ol'lady' rectum' both.
    3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol'me if I mess' disappontment'
    they gonna send me back to the big house.
    4. FORECLOSE - If I pay ailmoney this month, I'll have no money
    ' foreclose'
    5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody
    give that' cata omb.'
    6. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks
    fake. He said No' israel.'
    7. UNDERMINE - There's fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment
    ' undermine.'
    8. TRIPOLI - I was gonna my ol'lady a bra, but I couldn't find' tripoli.'
    9. STAIN - My mother-in-law more...

    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
    3. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
    11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, more...

    As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade five.
    This is Mike's Ebonics homework vocabulary assignment.
    He must use each new word in a sentence.
    1. Catacomb
    I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,
    somebody get that cat a comb.
    2. Foreclose
    If I pay alimony today, I got no money fore close.
    3. Rectum
    I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
    4. Disappointment
    My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment,
    they gonna send me back to the joint.
    5. Israel
    Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
    He say, "Bullshit, that watch is rael".
    6. Undermine
    There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
    7. Acoustic
    When I was little, my uncle bought me a coustic
    and took me to the pool hall.
    8. Iraq
    When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle "i raq, you more...

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