"Knock Knock" joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
Saturnday Night Fever!

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to more...

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A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert."What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, more...

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death more...

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fgdrtysdafsf:dude wts the point of making saturn jokes if ya gonna make only 1
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Anonym:Thats just freakin dumb. haha
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AMK:retarded and lame
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Anonym:your jokes suck balls
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Anonym:do you have any more saturn jokes i meean for real just 1
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Anonym:your joke was super awesome!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonym:what is saturnday night fever anyway so it is kind of stupid no affense but that was lame
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