"Komodo Dragons Breed" joke
Two Komodo dragons have hatched at the Sedgwick County Zoo, apparently without the fertilization of a male. They are believed to be part of a new species called the Kohomo Dragon.
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Once upon a time, and far, far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.
Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio more...
What did the dragon say when he saw St George in his shining armour?
Oh, no, not more tinned food!
Why did the Jews' house get destroyed by termites ?
They did not call the exterminators!
Bill Gates died and was soon standing in front of God. God looked through Bill's book and couldn't decide if he wanted to send Bill to Hell or Heaven, so he gave Bill a choice. Looking through Heaven's window Bill Gates saw a sunny beach. In Hell's window Bill saw not only a more...