"Let There Be Life" joke
Two beautiful statues were in a park, facing each other across the grass, one of a young girl and the other of a young man, looking towards each other like young lovers.
These statues gave so much pleasure to people visiting the park that God looked down and decided to reward them with life for 30 minutes, on a Sunday when the park was closed to the public.
Immediately when they came alive, they ran together into the bushes and could be heard giggling and cooing with pleasure and the bushes were shaking.
After 15 minutes they came out and realised that they still had 15 minutes more life to live.
"What shall we do now then," said the boy statue. "Let's do the same thing again," she replied.
"Okay," said the boy statue, "but this time, you hold the pidgeons down while I shit on them."
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