"Little Vase On The Mantel" joke

A young man went to a girl's house to pick her up for their first date. When he arrived, she lead him into the living room and told him to make himself comfortable while she went into the kitchen to make them drinks.
As he looked around the room, he noticed a little vase on the mantel. He walked over to it and picked it up to examine it, just as she walked back in.
"What's this?" he asked.
"Oh," she replied, "my Dad's ashes are in there."
Embarrassed and speechless, he carefully set the vase back on the mantel.
"Yeah," she continued, "he's too lazy to go into the kitchen to get an ashtray."

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