"MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB..." joke
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...
Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.
A man took his dog to the Vet. He said, "Dr,, I think my dog is dead."
The Vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dogs ears, his nose and then walked all over him.
The Vet said more...
Who would hit the floor First the blond or Brunett
Th Brunett would the blonde wuold stop halfway and ask for directions