"Maori Falla and his girl" joke
Maori falla trying to have sex with his girlfriend,
Maori falla " Ohhhh!!! come on babe we been going together for a month now, Pleeeeeeeeeeese!!!?"
Girlfriend " I know i want to to but im frighten something might happen! you know what i mean?"
Maori falla " What if i promise to put only half in, i heard thats safe?"
Girlfriend " Is that true!"
Maori falla "Yep! 100 percent?"
Girlfriend "oohhh!! alright then?"
Maori falla jumps at his chance minutes later he gets carried away and puts it all in.
The girlfriend is starting to get into the rythmn too and shouts out "ooooohhh!!! thats lovely, put it all in pleeeeeese!!!"
Maori falla ..pauses for a sec then answers "Sorry Babe!! a promise is a promise.?"
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Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...