"Medical Terms - Ebonics Style!" joke

Benign... What you be after you be eight.
Artery... The study of paintings.
Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium... What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan... Searching for kitty.
Cauterize... Made eye contact with her.
Colic... A sheep dog.
Coma... A punctuation mark.
D & C... Where Washington is.
Dilate... To live long.
Enema... Not a friend.
Fester... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula... A small lie.
Genital... Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent... Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff... A Doctor's cane.
Morbid... A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates... Cheaper than day rates.
Node... Was aware of
Outpatient... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative... A letter carrier.
Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery.
Rectum... Darn near killed him.
Secretion... Hiding something.
Seizure... Roman emperor.
Tablet... A small table.
Terminal Illness... Getting sick at the Bus Station
Tumor... More than one.
Urine... Opposite of you're out.
Varicose... Near by/close by.
Vein... Conceited.