"Mink coat" joke
I went out with my mink coat on last night.
Some silly cow shouted at me, "Some poor animal died to make that coat."
I said, "It's ok sweetheart, this one was dead already."
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.
One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”
Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”
With a questioned look on more...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...
Had to defrost the fridge last night before bed.
Or 'foreplay', as she calls it.