"Motel 6 Slogans That Didn't Make It" joke

15. Because you deserve better than a car's backseat.
14. As seen on 'COPS'.
13. If we knew you were staying all night, we would have changed the sheets.
12. No longer just for nooners.
11. We omitted the 9, but you know it's there.
10. You rented the room, now buy the video.
9. Yes, you could stay somewhere nicer, but you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.
8. We'll supply the Lysol for you.
7. We're not the Ritz, but try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!
6. We put the 'Ho' in 'Motel'.
5. It's Hookerriffic!
4. Official Lodging of the '98 Florida Marlins.
3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!
2. Easy and Cheap - Just Like Your Mom.
1. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*!