"Mother of Twins" joke

A census taker, working in a rural area, knocked on a farmhouse door. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
"Well, let's see now," she replied. "There's the twins, Sue and Lou, they're seventeen. And the twins, Jason and Mason, they're thirteen. And the twins, Maureen and Doreen, they're eleven... "
"Hold on!" said the census taker. "Did you get twins every time?"
"Oh heavens, no!" the woman replied. "There were hundreds of times we didn't get nuthin'"

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