"My Shirt" joke

One night, santa saw a white shape in the garden. Thinking it was a thief, he immediately took his gun and shot at the shape. then he went to see what it was. When he came back, he was shaking. "that was a lucky escape i had", he told this to banta. "it was my shirt hung out to dry in the garden. I shot it through the heart. Just imagine what would have happened if i had been wearing that shirt! I would have died!"

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