"My horoscope read" joke
My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...
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My horoscope read, "Youre going places and you cant be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadnt read it.
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