"My horoscope read" joke

My horoscope read, "Youre going places and you cant be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadnt read it.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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