"New Turkey Recipe" joke

7lb. Turkey
2 TBS. Butter
5 grams Heroin
Salt and Pepper to taste
Balloon

Rinse Turkey well and place in roasting pan breast side down. Grease Turkey with butter. Place Heroin in Balloon and shove it into Turkey cavity. Salt and Pepper. Cover and place in oven at 350 for 7 hours or until the balloon busts. Let cool for 30 minutes. Carve and Enjoy!

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