"Not Tonight, Dear" joke
One night, just after going to bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and began to rub her arm.
The wife turned over and said, "Not tonight, dear. I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow morning and I want to stay fresh."
A few minutes later, the husband tapped his wife on the shoulder again and whispered, "Do you have a dental appointment tomorrow too?"
A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a more...
Charlie is sitting in the doctor's waiting room, when George, a causal acquaintance, walks in and sits next to him.
"W w what are yy you dd doing hh here?" George asks.
"I'm waiting to see the doctor," replies Charlie.
"Ww what's the mmm more...
A plane leaves the Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It`s the first time they`ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain more...
Q. When is a doll not a doll?
A. When it's a doll-ar!
a man is driving through an intersection when the side of his car was hit by a truck. as the man is getting out to examine the damage on his car, a dwarf gets out of the truck, looks at the damage on his truck and exclaims IM NOT HAPPY!!! IM NOT HAPPY!!! the man then says then more...