"angry dwarf" joke
a man is driving through an intersection when the side of his car was hit by a truck. as the man is getting out to examine the damage on his car, a dwarf gets out of the truck, looks at the damage on his truck and exclaims IM NOT HAPPY!!! IM NOT HAPPY!!! the man then says then which one are you?
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
A little boy heard his mom and dad fightin and the mom called the dad a bastard and he called her a bitch so the boy asks whats a bitch and whats a bastard? The parents said well, a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy. So the little boy then hears the neighbor say to his more...
Why does everyone think snow white is so innocent when she lives with seven dwarfs that say: "HI Ho" every time they see her!! lolz :D