"snow white and the seven dwarfs" joke
Why does everyone think snow white is so innocent when she lives with seven dwarfs that say: "HI Ho" every time they see her!! lolz :D
A woman asked the priest to forgive her because she committed the sin of having plenty pride and that she looked to look in the mirror and and say to herself that she is beautiful.
Then the priest said that its not a sin, it is a mistake. LOL
You'll never see a woman driving in Formula 1. It's not the Racing thats the problem, it's parking when they come into the pits.
The Pope goes to visit the Famous Seven Dwarfs, He is finishing his treatise on comparative religions, and Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.
"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No, Dopey," responds the Pontiff, "there are more...
An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf walk into the tavern and each orders a Beer. When the three Beers arrive a fly lands in each one.The Elf pushes the Beer away distainfully, wanting nothing to do with it.The Human flicks out the fly and finishes the Beer in one gulp.The Dwarf gingerly more...