"Woman and priest" joke
A woman asked the priest to forgive her because she committed the sin of having plenty pride and that she looked to look in the mirror and and say to herself that she is beautiful.
Then the priest said that its not a sin, it is a mistake. LOL
Why does everyone think snow white is so innocent when she lives with seven dwarfs that say: "HI Ho" every time they see her!! lolz :D
You'll never see a woman driving in Formula 1. It's not the Racing thats the problem, it's parking when they come into the pits.
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hello's and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual more...
Bad news: A man fell out of an airplane
Good news: He had a parachute
Bad news: The parachute didn't work
Good news: There was a haystack beneath him
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack
Good news: He missed the pitchfork
Bad news: He missed more...