Jim Bainbridge's Jokes

How many Phychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb must REALLY want to change.

Did you hear about the other Homosexual cowboy?
His Horse bucked him.

Did you hear the one about the Homosexual Cowboy?
He rode into town and shot up the Sheriff.

If you ever run into my Ex................
Keep Fucking running !

Garry:-
"My Mother made me a Homosexual"
Geordie:-
"If I buy the wool. will she make me one too ?"

Mammmy, Mammy, why do's my mouth bleed every month?
Ah shut your hole Cunt face.

My mate Geordie collects cigerette filters. Peels of the paper, sends them off to a guy in London who gives him 50p a hundred for them,who then cleans them up and sends them off to a guy in Africa who re-packages them and sells them on, as Tampax for Pygmys.
No, Wait, theres more.
There is a guy In Africa who do's the same trade in reverse !!!!