"Obama & McCain at the Healthcare summit" joke
At the Healthcare summit, a heated debate between President Obama and John McCain resulted with President Obama telling John McCain that the 2008 presidential elections has been over. John McCain replied that he was reminded of that everyday. Then McCain turns to Sarah Palin and asked; "Did we win that election?"
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
While visiting the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Rather than just an hour as scheduled, the meeting lasted for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to meet with the media.
Smiling, he announced that the summit was a great success. He more...