"Once a day" joke
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated:' 'This bull mated 50 times last year.''
The wife turns to her husband and says,' 'He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.''
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated:' 'This bull mated 65 times last year.''
The wife turns to her husband and says,' 'This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.''
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said:' 'This bull mated 365 times last year.''
The wife's mouth drops open and says,' 'WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one.''
The man turns to his wife and says,' 'Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.''
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Three ministers - a Presbyterian, a Methodist, and a Baptist - and their wives were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and before long, they were standing before St. Peter.
First came the Presbyterian and his wife. St. Peter more...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and more...
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...
The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
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