"Penis Pay Raise" joke

Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical hard labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get off days or public holidays
I am on 24hrs standby / 365days
I work in a damp environment with occasional foul smell
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I need to work in various environment conditions and
temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases which carries a very
high risk of death
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Reply
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay faithful in your allocated workplace, and often
visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave before you have completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags
Sincerely,
The Management