"Pig In Summer" joke
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!
A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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