"Pluto Downgraded to "Dwarf Planet"" joke

Scientists meeting at the International Astronomers Union in Prague this week voted that Pluto is no longer a planet but rather a "dwarf planet." Three other planets in our solar system were re-classified as well:
Jupiter - "Super-Size Planet"
Saturn - "Bling Planet"
Mars - "Earth's Bitch"

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Blonde and Genie

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

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Yo mama's So Stupid

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!

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*Stupid Bus*

Your Mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said... "Who threw that rock?"

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