"Poetic Love Letter" joke
A Collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl,
whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the
courage to talk to her in person. so he decided to
go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
letter of proposal to her.
this is what he wrote. .....
my darling
most worthy of your estimation, after a long
consideration and much meditation, i have a strong
inclination to become your relation.
as to my educational qualification, it is no
exaggeration or fabrication, that i have passed my
matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
very little concentrated preparation. what you say
to the solemnization of our marriage celebration
according to the population of the present generation.
on your approbation of this application,
i shall make preparation to improve my situation,
and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the
joy and exultation of our joint dissimulation.
thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.
i remain, a victim of your fascination
The Girl replies
dear mr. victim of my fascination,
congaratulations for your lengthy narration,
of course, full of affection, aimed at an affliction
for a combination, which on examination, i find it a
fine presentation of your co-operation, but your
inclination to become my relation should embrace
more qualification so that you may reach high position.
you have passed the matriculation examination with
little concentration and preparartion. what about my
graduation after much concentration and botheration?
so improve your situation in education and make an
application by acquisition of post graduation,
the minimum qualification for the consideration of
our marriage celebration. after your education,
attend the convocation and before taking your photo
for circulation, undergo beautification.
further, strict observation of the following
conditions is the regulation for determination of
our relation:
1. consultation with my parents before approaching
for any connection.
2. communication of your confirmation that you are
not a victim of "any other" fascination, and
3. procreation must not be your recreation.
in anticipation of solid action of continuation of
proper conversation,
unaffected by your affection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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