"Visiting the sun" joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, "Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to. .. the Sun!" The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!" The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"

Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African jungle together. One blonde, one brunnette and one redhead.
They were near the middle of the jungle when a rare african tribe surrounded them. The tribe said that the gods have sent them more...

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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