"Politically Correct Rudolph:" joke
Original: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. ..
Translation: Rudolph was a four-hooved ungulate,
Original: Had a very shiny nose. ..
Translation: Who, incidentally, possessed a nasal appendage of a maroon lustre.
Original: And if you ever saw him. ..
Translation: Consequently, if circumstances were to present themselves that he
ever came into your view,
Original: You would even say it glows. ..
Translation: You would most undoubtedly remark at to its illuminary qualities.
Original: All of the other reindeer. ..
Translation: The multitude of other members of the population in his
ecological community,
Original: Used to laugh and call him names. ..
Translation: Had previously teased, chuckled boisterously, and dubbed him
unspeakable pseudonyms -- the objective of which was to lower his self-esteem
and make him miserable.
Original: They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. ..
Translation: They also excluded him from participation in leisure activities
consistent with their species.
Original: Then one foggy Christmas eve. ..
Translation: However, on the twenty-fourth of December in an unspecified
year...
Original: Santa came to say. ..
Translation: A mythological, supernatural being inherent to western culture
(who symbolizes the Christmas attitude and allegedly brings gifts to children)
arrived through the supersaturated, humid air.
Original: Rudolph, with your nose so bright. ..
Translation: He formally invited Rudolph, due to his extraordinary nasal
characteristic.
Original: Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Translation: To stand at the forefront of his snow vehicle with the express
purpose that he navigate through the nocturnal mist.
Original: Then all the reindeer loved him. ..
Translation: At that point, the multitude of other members of the population
in his ecological community who had previously teased, chuckled boisterously,
and dubbed him unspeakable pseudonyms, reversed their disposition toward
Rudolph to a more congenial, amicable relationship.
Original: And they shouted out with glee. ..
Translation: They consequently exclaimed with great exaltation and fervor,
Original: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. ..
Translation: Rudolph, the antlered mammal with a maroon nasal appendage,
Original: You'll go down in history!
Translation: You shall most certainly be recorded in the annals of time, and
your memory will be preserved for posterity!
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