"Power Outages Hit Big Apple" joke

Because of this God-awful heatwave there have been power outages all around New York City. Thankfully my neighborhood has power. Nothing I hate more than not having power. No TV, no air conditioning.
You wake up in the middle of the night and have to stumble to the bathroom in the dark. Then you're peeing and you realize, "This don't sound right." Turns out you're tinkling in the laundry basket. It's a nightmare.

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