"Priest and A Drunk Golfing" joke

A priest and a drunk man were playing golf together. The priest told the drunk to tee off first. The drunk swings and, of course, misses. "Damn, I missed!" he says.
The priest tells the drunk to watch his language. The drunk tells the priest to just shut up, swings again, and misses again. "Damn, I missed AGAIN!" he says.
The priest says, "If you say that again, the heavens are going to part and God will strike you down!"
The drunk just shrugs and swings again, missing badly. "Damn, I missed AGAIN!" he says.
Suddenly, the heavens part and a lightning bolt strikes... the priest. Then a loud, booming voice says, "DAMN, I MISSED!"

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