"Procrastination is like masturbation" joke
Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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Funny Joke? 44 vote(s). 86% are positive. 2 comment(s).