Procrastination Jokes

Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Fifth Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.

First Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed the deadline).

Procrastination is the flaw most of us keep putting off curing.