"Questionnaire to find out if you are a steamer" joke

Are You A Steamer?
Steamer - A person, normally female and also normally of 45+ years, who refusing to accept her age makes desperate attempts to appear 20+ years younger.
Take this questionnaire to find out if you are a steamer:
Your wardrobe consists mainly of:
tailored suits and silk blouses - you spend most of your time at the office
sweats, jeans and t-shirts - designed for your active lifestyle
spandex pants in neon colors, halter tops and mini-skirts which you share with your 14 year-old daughter.
Your hair is:
exquisitely highlighted by one of the finer salons in your city
your natural color
the palest white blonde you can get from a bottle.
Your favourite place to buy clothing:
Saks, Holt-Renforth - only the finest quality will do
K-Mart, Walmart - you'd rather spend your hard-earned money on more important things
Contempo Casual, Suzies or wherever it is your teenaged daughter and her friends shop.
Your complexion is:
pale white - you never have time to be outdoors
slightly tanned or sunburned from your recent Florida vacation
deeply tanned - you have a life-long membership with an indoor tanning parlour.
Your nails are:
short, square, painted a light frosted pink
you'd prefer not to show them - as they've become ragged from the gardening you love
3.5 centimeters acrylics painted fire-engine red.
You and your husband are meeting friends for dinner; you wear:
well-made black slacks with matching jacket and black pumps.
jeans and a sweater - your friends won't expect you to dress up.
leopard skin spandex pants with halter top and stilletto heels.
Your cosmetics:
A dozen items in shades suitable for the office applied and blended for a natural look as taught to you by a professional make-up artist.
tinted moisterizer, sunscreen and mascara is all you ever use.
Hazel Bishop's jet black mascara with matching eye-liner, several pairs of false eyelashes, neon coloured lipsticks, rouge, and several jars of expensive face creams - hey, being glamourous takes work.
Your career of past 10 years has been:
investment banker
nursing or medical related
receptionist or restaraunt hostess.
Your residence:
a rental condo in a highrise in the center of financial district - perfect for the entertaining your work requires
a chalet in the country side - its worth the commute to be there.
a track house in the suburbs you bought for it's walking access to several shopping centers.
You just found out you won $12000 on your lottery ticket! You:
Impossible! You wouldn't be caught dead buying a lottery ticket.
Remind yourself to ask your cousin Patti for investment advice when you see her this weekend
Rush to the telephone to find a plastic surgeon who does breast implants.
You fantasize about a career in:
Owning your own company
Applied Biotechnology
modeling or topless dancing - you've still got what it takes.
The magazines you subscribe to:
Fortune, PCWeek, Omni
National Geographic, Redbook and Readers Digest
Cosmopolitan, Young & Modern, Seventeen
From a distance people sometimes mistake you for:
Susan Sarandon
Elle Macpherson
the woman from the Psychic Friends Network commercials.
Speaking of celebrities, you fancy you resemble:
Meryl Streep and Jodie Foster
Sandra Bullock and Geena Davis
Pamela Anderson and a young Christie Brinkley.
Your bathroom is decorated in:
High-Tech patterns of black and white, modern lighting
Lavender-based floral wallpaper with an old-fashioned bathtub.
Pictures of yourself topless, taken in the Greek Islands by a former lover.
Your vehicle
Two-seater imported sports-car.
Ford Taurus
84 Japanese import-the only thing you can afford after you buy your clothes each month.
Score:
Count the number of 'C' answers you selected.
3 or less
You are definitely NOT a steamer. Your education, good-taste or preoccupation with domestic matters will most likely prevent you from ever becomin