"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chu..." joke
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
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