"Really Freaky Poems!" joke
POEM # 1
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs and what's between.
POEM # 2
Roses are red,
Grass is green,
Open your legs,
And I'll fuck you clean.
POEM # 3
I like your style,
I like your class,
but most of all I like your ass.
POEM # 4
Im a cool girl, in a cool town,
It takes a real mother fucker to put me down.
POEM # 5
Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game,
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain.
The guy says I love you,
You believe it's true,
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says "to hell with you".
10 minutes of pleasure,
9 monthes in pain,
3 days in hospital,
A baby without a name.
The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
This never wouldn't have happened,
If the rubber hadn't torn.
POEM # 6
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM # 7
Smoke a smoke,
Not a butt;
Fuck a virgin,
Not a slut.
POEM # 8
Sex is bad,
Sex is a sin,
Sins are forgiven,
So stick it in.
POEM #9
Holy mother, full of grace,
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face.
Bless his hair that tends to curl,
Keep him safe from all the girls,
Bless his arms that are so strong,
Keep his hands where they belong.
Bless his dick, the one I sucked,
Bless the bed, in which we fucked,
And if my mom happened to walk in,
Bless the shit I'd be in.
POEM # 10
Sex is when a guy's communication,
Enters a girl's information,
To increase the population,
For a younger generation.
Do you get the information...
Or do you need a demonstration?
POEM # 11
Men are like public toilets,
They are either engaged or full of shit!
POEM # 12
If guys had their periods,
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 13
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
POEM # 14
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
Ohh baby, I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat Me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
Don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!
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