"Recently, our town received a" joke

Recently, our town received a grant to build housing for midgets.
According to our demographics, they figured that we should have six
midgets living here. They sent enough money so that we could finance
the building of homes and let the "little people" pay less than the
going rate for rent.
Since we have only one "little person" living here it turns out that he
won't have to pay anything for the only house we built, the subsidy
covers everything.
We call it a Stay Free Mini Pad.

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