"Sales Presantation and a Lady from Texas" joke

This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management
personnel to various situations.
You are making a sales presentation to a group of corporate executives
in the plushest office you've ever seen. The enchillada casserole and
egg salad sandwich you had for lunch react, creating severe pressure.
Your sphincter loses control and you break wind, causing the glass
bookcase doors to shatter and a secretary to pass out.
YOU SHOULD:
A. Offer to come back next week when the smell has gone away.
(B) Point to the Chief Executive and accuse him of the offense.
(C) Challenge anyone in the room to do better.
You have just returned from a trip to Green Bay, Wisconsin in January
and tell your boss that nobody but whores and football players live
there. He mentions that his wife is from Green Bay. YOU SHOULD:
A. Pretend you are suffering from amnesia and don't remember your
name.
(B) Ask what position she played.
(C) Ask if she is still working the streets.
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stagecoaches and the like was
popular, there were three people in a stagecoach one day: a true red-blooded
born-and-raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city-slicker from
back East, and a beautiful and well-endowed Texas lady. The city-slicker
kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said,
"Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job."
The Texas gentleman looked
appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city-slicker on the
spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah
honor!"
Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor,
hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of women in Texas!!"