"School Cafeteria" joke

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. A nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE... God is watching."
Further along the line, at the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note: "Take all you want... God is watching the apples."

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