"Secret For Fishing Success" joke
One cold winter day, an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for over an hour without so much as a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the lake, cut a hole in the ice not far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and BAM!, a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled the fish in.
The old man couldn't believe his eyes and thought for sure that it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again, within minutes, pulled in another one. This went on and on until the old man couldn't take it anymore since he hadn't caught a thing in all this time.
He went to the boy and said, "Son, I don't get it. I've been here for well over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here for only a few minutes and have already caught about half a dozen fish. How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What did you say?" asked the old man.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."
So, the boy spit a glob into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
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