"Sex joke" joke

roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you boy, baby i get horny,
_eat me,
_beat me,
_bite me,
_blow me,
_suck me,
_fuck me,
very slowly, and if you kiss me dont be sassy use your tongue and make it nasty.

Chuck Norris died years ago than reapears just to afraid to tell him

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Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left - phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 - are you more...

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REHAB is for quitters

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Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.

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A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.
With love,
Mike

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