"Shipwrecked!" joke
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an island and had already been there for awhile. One morning the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled - "Stop fucking her down there!""What's the matter with you?" asked the husband after the sailor came back down. "We weren't doing anything." "Sorry," said the sailor. "from up there it looked like you were." Every morning after that, the sailor scaled the small tree and yelled the same thing. Finally, the husband decided to climb the tree and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top." By golly, he's right," said the husband. "It DOES look like they're fucking down there!"
Q. What's the first question during a feminist quiz night
A. What you looking at?
A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino more...
Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q. Why is three feminists going over a cliff in a sedan car is a shame?
A. Because a sedan has four seats!
Q. If you are driving and you see a feminist on a bike, why should you try not to hit her?
A. It might be your bike.