"Short Bear Jokes" joke

Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!
Q: What should you call a bald teddy?
A; Fred bear!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
A: It lives on ice!
Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!
Q: What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
A: Tagliateddy!
Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
Q: What is a bear's favourite drink?
A: Koka-Koala!