"Short Daytrader Jokes 1" joke

Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before.
If you put two investors in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is a pump and dumper, in which case you get three opinions.
What is the easiest way to spot a Shorter on a Message Board or Chat room
Look for the ones who seem to have more questions than the press at a White House briefing.

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