"Some taglines about Windows" joke

ATTENTION ALL MICROSOFT HATERS - I have sorted through my tagline manager and have found all of theMicrosoft bashing taglines I can possibly find. Please have yourself a laugh at Bill Gates expense:
I don't hate Windows - it runs great under OS/2!
"Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95"?!?!?!?
"Mr. Worf, blow the Windows-powered Borg ship out of this Universe!"
#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!
- Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!
.. Bugs come in through open Windows.
..Windows NT Performance", on the next "In Search Of"
After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1.
Bugs come in through Open Windows
Chernobyl used Windows
Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!
Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue...
Error Loading Windows: A.bort (R)etry (B)oot
WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows 95 = 95% done. Better wait till 1999.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...
Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
Get OS/2 2.0 - The best Windows tip around!
HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
Having Windows problems? Dial 1-800-3-IBM-OS2 for fast relief!
He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
MS Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN!
One man's Windows are another man's walls...
OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors.
OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
Please call the windows police. I've caught another gpf.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0.
This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.
Turn your 486 into an XT-just add Windows!
Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows!
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2
Windows error 000: No errors found! [CLOSE]
Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting
Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something!
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks!
Windows isn't CrippleWare - it's "Functionally Challenged".
Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"
Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows only crashes itself under OS/2. Not the whole machine.
Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown!
Windows tip: set BUGS=OFF in your config.sys
Windows would look better with curtains.
Windows-Brain Dead, OS/2-for people who can chew gum and think!
Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: Training wheels for OS/2
Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: XT emulator for an AT.
Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
WindowsNT: From the makers of Doublespace
Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows!
Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!
Chicago runs best on a VCR.
Chicago, an operating system Pair-of-Dimes shift!
Chicago... The biggest thing since New Coke!
Chicago: NT deja vu!
Chicago? Been There,... Done That 2 Years Ago! I run OS/2!
Chicago? Been there. I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"I believe OS/2...to be the most important OS...of all time" Gates '87
"OS/2 is de