"T-Shirts" joke

These are phrases found on funny T-shirts:
*(camoflauge) Ha! Now you can't see me!
* He did it ->
*The leprechauns are after my stash.
*I do what the voices tell me to do...
*Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we?
*See no homework, Speak no homework, Hear no homework, DO NO HOMEWORK.
*I bet you were an ugly baby.
*(Picture of Simpsons on it) I see dumb people...
*I didn't do it.
*(Scribbles all over it) Don't drink and draw.
*(Picture of skunk) Silent but deadly...
*He farted ->
*(Picture of gas station) I have gas!
*(Squirrels) Protect your nuts.
*I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
*Help! I talk too much!
*(Upside down) If you can read this, please send me back to the bar...
*The closest I got to an 86% average in college was my alcohol blood level.
*My parents think I'm in school
*My girlfriend thinks I'm out of town
*FOR SALE
*(Big smilie) I'm no longer a danger to society!