"THE ADVENTURE BEGINS" joke

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS:
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head
to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner
comes over and asks if he can help them.
Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat
cage up dere,"says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and
Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to
drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot
drop and says "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out
of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom,
killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy
shakes his head and says "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n
dangerous for me!"
THERE'S MORE
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's
been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff
carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot
from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says "And I'm never trying dat
parrotshooting either!"
IT IS NOT OVER YET
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two
friends when Sean Og appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is
carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken.
Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was
Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting...
and now Sean Og and his fook'n hengliding!"